That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
there is puke in my bra ... again
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