Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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