How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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