But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She made me pour olive oil on her.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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