we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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