ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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