We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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