The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
