; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
At least make sure they are 18
Why
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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