"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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