And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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