It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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