We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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