How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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