whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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