Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
