the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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I wish there were birth control emojis
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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