At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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