He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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