Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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