So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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