I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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