I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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