its not stalking. its research.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Randomize
