"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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