I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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