gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
this hospital has no fireball
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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