Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime