It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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