so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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