I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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