OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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