she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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