How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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