Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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