this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
operation have a gay friend backfired
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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