Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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