I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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