nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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