Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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