we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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