I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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