that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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