i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We just shotgunned beers for America
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
