she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
And then he peed in my hair
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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