24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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