some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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