About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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