Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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