Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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