college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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