Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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