That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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