I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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