remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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