butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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